(ExP)
Your mate has got a job says he’s living the dream/
Tells you he can get you in on it, never sin im so keen/
You can make three fiddy a week while you’re sipping your tea/
The cash flows down to you; like it’s in a ravine/
All you gotta do is buy summat from his magazine/
Then you take mags from him and then give em for free/
Ermmmm that sounds to me like a pyramid scheme/
He says it isn’t….

Suspicious

(JND)
I wait my turn for a haircut, sat in the barbers /
Reading lasts weeks news paper, chattin wi' charvers /
And in walks a bloke with a bag and a shpiel /
Flashes a mickey mouse Rolex and starts his appeal /
Goin on like you should snatch at the deal /
Only 80 quid to you, as if he's casting a reel /
I'm not buying it, even if that price is a steal / why not? I'm /

Suspicious

(ExP)
You’re paranoid cos you’ve been blazing a sack
And you see an Asian guy on the train with a bag/
Nervously looking around cos he’ll maybe attack/
Start screaming "jihad" or something crazy like that/
The media doesn’t help, they may say it’s a fact/
Fabricate dumb stuff like that’s the way of Islam
Meanwhile a white man’s raping you and taking your tax/
But you don’t find that

Suspicious

(JND)
There's a song on the radio, you've heard it before /
Number one in '69, 'bout two hearts being sore /
Jealousy in amoré, never good from the get go /
Sung by the best selling solo-artist the West's known /
White boots jump-suited, a fresh dude /
Croonin' a hench tune, doin' some next moves /
So if you haven't yet guessed what the track is I'll tell you /

Suspicious ...minds

(Chorus x2)
I said don't (don’t don’t)/
Don't you think it's so / (don't you think it's so)
So suspicious (so suspicious)
No, you probably won't //

(JND)
I was working on a roof again, my phone was on vibrate /
And it wouldn't stop buzzing; I decided that I'd take /
The call that was coming through driving me nuts /
To my surprise was a guy with an accent as such /
What you hear in horror stories tryna scam you for dough /
'You've won' he exclaimed, are you genuine? 'sure!' /
“All I need is an account number, sort code and it's yours” /

Suspicious

(ExP)
Your boyfriend’s bein nice even bought you a gift/
Cooked a meal every night at a quarter to 6/
He’s being the type of guy to you you never thought would exist/
Every other guy got bored and was calling it quits/
Now there’s a nice guy in your life helping you cope/
Unconditional love, even fixes shelves when they’re broke/
There’s no catch to it, he’s a genuine bloke
But you leave him cos it’s

Suspicious

(JND)
Now where I'm from, you can get your car washed for two fifty /
But when I count who's working there's at least maybe sixty /
OK, that’s an overstatement but my point is /
How can you cover the wages, and still make some profits? /
It's not rocket, you can see what the truth is /
Washing cars in't the only reason they do this /
Could they be money laundering, don't be stupid /
That's why I'm /

Suspicious

(ExP)
You’re on Twitter, somewhere that you think’s irrelevant/
People are asking for followers like it’s intelligent/
You think of something funny and insist on telling em/
So you tweet something jokey and a little delicate/
Sayin “10 more followers till I kill the president”/
But they might treat your tweet like your giving evidence/
A few months later the police visit your residence/
And say it was

Suspicious

(Chorus x2)
I said don't (don’t don’t)/
Don't you think it's so / (don't you think it's so)
So suspicious (so suspicious)
No, you probably won't //

(ExP)
U see a man with a bag: sez "swag" on the side/
He's also wearing a jumper with black and white stripes/
Add to that he's got a Zorro mask on his eyes
That dude is

Suspicious

(JND)
I'm waiting for my flight at the lounge in the airport /
See a bag with no-one near by, what's it there for? /
Announcements are made and people start running scared cos
That bag is /

Suspicious

(ExP)
There's a fella from Leeds with a Man U tat on his sleeve/
Says he's a big fan, but has no cash for a seat/
He wore a Liverpool top when they won the champions league/
That guy is

Suspicious

(JND)
My car's not running right, I'm checking the dip stick /
I took it to the dealer, maybe should have used Kwik-Fit /
Then I get a bill that’s 3 figures to fix it /
Those fee's are /

Suspicious

(Chorus x4)
I said don't (don’t don’t)/
Don't you think it's so / (don't you think it's so)
So suspicious (so suspicious)
No, you probably won't //